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It’s the kind of shirt that starts laughs, sparks knowing nods, and settles into regular rotation whenever the crew gets together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG print options for crisp sleeve and neck details.\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton, EU 2-year warranty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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