Funny Tom Unisex T-Shirt - Because I'm Tom That's Why
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A soft, comfortable tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The simple, bold line “Because I’m Tom That’s Why” sits front and center — a short, knowing declaration for anyone named Tom, someone who lives with a certain playful stubbornness, or a friend who appreciates deadpan humor. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt layers easily under a jacket or wears solo on warmer days. It settles into the shoulders and chest without clinging, letting the phrase do the talking while you go about your day — whether that’s grabbing coffee, running errands, or showing up to family gatherings where explanations aren’t necessary. The natural cotton finish and clean crew neckline keep the look honest and wearable; the discreet sleeve and neck-print options add a handcrafted touch that feels personal. This tee lands like a wink — familiar, unbothered, and quietly proud.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — smooth and durable, Oeko-Tex certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints available; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Classic crew neck, classic fit; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Name: Funny Tom Unisex T-Shirt - Because I'm Tom That's Why
A soft, comfortable tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The simple, bold line “Because I’m Tom That’s Why” sits front and center — a short, knowing declaration for anyone named Tom, someone who lives with a certain playful stubbornness, or a friend who appreciates deadpan humor. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt layers easily under a jacket or wears solo on warmer days. It settles into the shoulders and chest without clinging, letting the phrase do the talking while you go about your day — whether that’s grabbing coffee, running errands, or showing up to family gatherings where explanations aren’t necessary. The natural cotton finish and clean crew neckline keep the look honest and wearable; the discreet sleeve and neck-print options add a handcrafted touch that feels personal. This tee lands like a wink — familiar, unbothered, and quietly proud.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — smooth and durable, Oeko-Tex certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints available; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Classic crew neck, classic fit; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Name: Funny Tom Unisex T-Shirt - Because I'm Tom That's Why
A soft, comfortable tee that speaks with quiet confidence. The simple, bold line “Because I’m Tom That’s Why” sits front and center — a short, knowing declaration for anyone named Tom, someone who lives with a certain playful stubbornness, or a friend who appreciates deadpan humor. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt layers easily under a jacket or wears solo on warmer days. It settles into the shoulders and chest without clinging, letting the phrase do the talking while you go about your day — whether that’s grabbing coffee, running errands, or showing up to family gatherings where explanations aren’t necessary. The natural cotton finish and clean crew neckline keep the look honest and wearable; the discreet sleeve and neck-print options add a handcrafted touch that feels personal. This tee lands like a wink — familiar, unbothered, and quietly proud.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — smooth and durable, Oeko-Tex certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints available; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Classic crew neck, classic fit; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |