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This lightweight, classic crew tee speaks with dry humor and quiet exasperation: "I'm Just Here To Pay For Everything." It sits lightly on your shoulders and reads like a private joke at a family gathering, group trip, or comedic night out. Wear it when you’re the one splitting bills, picking up tabs, or playfully calling out the household financier. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin while the clean cut and ribbed neckline keep the silhouette neat under a jacket or over a chair-back. Subtle sleeve and neck print options give it a bit of character without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt that starts laughs, sparks knowing nods, and settles into regular rotation whenever the crew gets together.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste.
- Ribbed neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTF and DTG print options for crisp sleeve and neck details.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton, EU 2-year warranty.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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