"In My Defense You Weren't Here And I Was Bored" T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee
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A soft, lived-in tee that speaks in dry humor. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin while the bold, ironic slogan — “In My Defense You Weren’t Here And I Was Bored” — reads like a private joke at a backyard gathering or late-night hangout. Wear it when you want to shrug off small-talk and let a single line do the talking. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable; shoulder tape and tear-away label add durability and irritation-free wear. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed option give it an authentic, worn-in character that fits right into casual Fridays, road trips, or slow coffee mornings. It’s a straightforward, honest shirt for people who appreciate dry wit and clothes that actually hold up to everyday life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smoother fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printing for crisp graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Name: "In My Defense You Weren't Here And I Was Bored" T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee
A soft, lived-in tee that speaks in dry humor. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin while the bold, ironic slogan — “In My Defense You Weren’t Here And I Was Bored” — reads like a private joke at a backyard gathering or late-night hangout. Wear it when you want to shrug off small-talk and let a single line do the talking. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable; shoulder tape and tear-away label add durability and irritation-free wear. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed option give it an authentic, worn-in character that fits right into casual Fridays, road trips, or slow coffee mornings. It’s a straightforward, honest shirt for people who appreciate dry wit and clothes that actually hold up to everyday life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smoother fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printing for crisp graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Name: "In My Defense You Weren't Here And I Was Bored" T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee
A soft, lived-in tee that speaks in dry humor. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin while the bold, ironic slogan — “In My Defense You Weren’t Here And I Was Bored” — reads like a private joke at a backyard gathering or late-night hangout. Wear it when you want to shrug off small-talk and let a single line do the talking. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable; shoulder tape and tear-away label add durability and irritation-free wear. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed option give it an authentic, worn-in character that fits right into casual Fridays, road trips, or slow coffee mornings. It’s a straightforward, honest shirt for people who appreciate dry wit and clothes that actually hold up to everyday life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smoother fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printing for crisp graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |